When on vacation, brown parents will take *all* possible free toiletries from the hotel. No need to buy soap and shampoo. #browngirlproblems
If you go over the minute limit on your phone, somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad LOL. #browngirlproblems
#browngirlproblems
Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can “grow into it” and wear it for years to come. #browngirlproblems
Today's Joke
Your parents request your uncle and auntie to have just one cup of tea and they end up staying the whole evening. LOL #browngirlproblems
Asian Parents
Having to tell the whole itinerary before AND after going out with friends. #browngirlproblems
Mom has banned me from going to the beach, because if I get dark no one will marry me. #browngirlproblems
Your Parents Start Getting Suspicious If You A Few Minutes Late From School #browngirlproblems
Have a headache? Paracetamol. Broken your leg? Paracetamol. Drowning? Paracetamol. Having a heart attack? Paracetamol.#browngirlproblems
Marriage Tweets
Being able to cook full indian dinner = ready for marriage #browngirlproblems
If your parents are brown, then you know how every conversation turns into a discussion about marriage. #browngirlproblems
Grandmother pulled the “can you please get married before I die” on me. #browngirlproblems
When I do anything wrong, mom’s response is “What will your in-laws think?” Um, I don’t know how my future in-laws think! #browngirlproblems
Most Hilarious Tweet, but unf. very true
When your parents are brown, you don’t have teenage memories, you have survival stories. #browngirlproblems
When your parents are brown, going to college feels like getting parole. #browngirlproblems
If your parents are brown, then you know how every conversation turns into a discussion about marriage. #browngirlproblems
The Price of Beauty
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ”What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife. ”They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies. ”Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket. ”What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband. ”It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts, “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.”
Her husband retorts, “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.”
